Molecularly
Enhanced Muscle Synthesizing Protein Matrix!
For individuals
committed to getting impossibly huge. Freak Fix™ is the first
molecularly enhanced, muscle synthesizing protein matrix, conceived
by a radical team scientists to trigger chronic muscle growth. Freak
Fix was created specifially for bodybuilders trying to break the 250
lbs. - 300lbs. barrier.
Freak
Fix can be ingested at any time throughtout the day or night and is
exponentially powerful when consumed immediately following a torturous
training session. Hybridized from unique muscle modifying factors,
including a calculated dose of MCTs and an insanely potent protein
composite, Freak Fix beats conventional formulas into submission.
Once
your're on Feak Fix, you will experience a truly extraordinary series
of events. Slab of granite-hard muscle will morph onto your frame,
and previous personal bests in the gym will seem like a joke. Freak
Fix is the choice of bodybuilding extremists willing to do whatever
takes to get BIG.
Notice
To Users: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory,
MAP scientist developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to
take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years
ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation
leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds
engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This
delivery system is not a time released process. Wave Pulse Technology
is built to initiate rapid nutrient delivery and uptake for abnormal
muscle size and strength.
Caution:
Keep out of reach of aerobics instructors, yoga teachers,
and wannabe bodybuilders. Freak Fix™ can cause an instant taste
dependency, which is extremely difficult to kick. Always store Freak
Fix in a safe place, especially from your training partner. Don't
use this product unless your sole purpose in life is to become a FREAK.
VANILLA
Each 2-scoop serving (64 g) provides Energy 260 cal (1089 kJ), Total
fat 9 g, Saturated Fat 2 g, Cholesterol 75 mg, Total carbohydrate
11 g, Fibre 0.5 g, Sugars 4 g, Protein 34 g.
Medicinal
Ingredients: Each 64-g serving of Freak Fix™ contains whey
protein blend featuring Wave Pulse Technology™ 32 g (whey protein
concentrate, [providing di-, tri-, oligo-, and polypeptides], hyper-pure
whey protein isolate [ion-exchanged 97% purity]), Freak Fix™
Proprietary Blend (featuring Wave Pulse Technology™) 6.45 g composed
of: Muscle SYN™ Extreme Muscle Protein Synthesizer (containing
creatine monohydrate, sunflower oil, l-leucine, l-leucine alpha- etoglutarate,
l-glutamine, l-glutamine alpha-ketoglutarate, l-isoleucine, l-isoleucine
pyroglutamate, taurine, taurine alpha-ketoglutarate, l-valine, l-valine
alpha-ketoglutarate, n-acetyl l-cysteine, l-norvaline), Metabolic
Inferno™ Severe Fat Metabolizing Complex (containing picamilon
HCl, flax seed oil powder [as Linum usitatissimum] [supplying essential
fatty acids (EFAs) including omega-3], medium chain triglycerides
[MCTs], conjugated linoleic acid, green coffee seed extract [as Coffea
arabica] [standardized for 25% chlorogenic acid], cinnamon bark extract
[as Cinnamomum cassia blume] [standardized for 40% polyphenols]),
Strength FIX™ Bone-Crushing Strength Enhancer (containing betaine
HCl, alpha-amino n-butyrate, beta-alanine).
VANILLA
Non-medicinal Ingredients: Maltodextrin, canola oil, natural
and artificial flavours, corn syrup solids, titanium dioxide, sodium
caseinate, carageenan, carboxymethylcellulose, soy lecithin, aspartame,
acesulfame-potassium, mono- and diglycerides, tocopherols. CONTAINS
MILK AND SOY INGREDIENTS.
PHENYLKETONURICS:
CONTAINS PHENYLALANINE.
RECOMMENDED
USE OR PURPOSE: For use as a natural health product to increase
strength and muscle size. Recommended Dose (Adults): For bodybuilding
extremists only. Add one serving (2 scoops) of Freak Fix™ to
295 mL of cold water or milk and mix. ‡ For inhuman muscle growth,
consume one serving of Freak Fix™ twice daily along with a hardcore
bodybuilding diet. Don't waste your time with this product unless
you're tearing it up in the gym.
RISK
INFORMATION: Not intended for use by persons under 18. Do not use
if pregnant or nursing. Consult a health care practitioner before
starting any diet or exercise program. Do not exceed recommended serving.
Use only as directed. Do not use if packaging has been tampered with.
Store in a cool, dry place (16°C to 27°C). KEEP OUT OF REACH
OF CHILDREN.
